Bush Outsources Remaining Democrats By Lee Camp WASHINGTON – The four remaining Democrats in the Senate were outsourced yesterday by President Bush.
Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Ted Kennedy all had their jobs outsourced to India.
Now the remaining Democratic Senators are unnamed Indian men who can only be reached by a long-distance call to the same remote Indian villages that house America Online technical support teams.
Because of their distance from the U.S., the four remaining Democrats will be counted absent for every upcoming vote in the Senate, allowing Bush to go forward with a new bill designed to allow prayer in school and force Jews and Arab Americans to wear bags over their heads.
Republicans overall say they're excited about these new patriotic changes to the government.
