Laura Bush Travels To Israel, Fires Ceremonial Missile At Palestinians
By Lee Camp
ISRAEL – The First Lady Laura Bush traveled to Israel Saturday in order to visit sites holy to both Jews and Arabs.
After spending a meaningful few hours at the Western Wall and the Dome of the Rock, the President's wife took place in the ceremonial bombing of Palestinians.
She later stated that the bombing was the most moving part of the trip. Many other powerful guests have fired ceremonial missiles at the Palestinians such as President Bush, President Clinton, Prime Minister Blair, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Britney Spears. Early reports show that the First Lady only injured four and killed no one with her shot, a bit of a disgraceful showing compared to the thirteen Palestinians Spears took out.
