Britney Takes Image To New Level, Gets Pregnant
By Lee Camp MALIBU, CA – Britney Spears pushed her slut image to a new high Tuesday when she announced that she's pregnant.
Millions have watched the pop singer over the past seven years as her celebrity persona has grown increasingly whore-ish.
In order to compete with such icons of hussiness as Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carrey, and Pink, Britney, several years ago, began wearing risqué outfits and speaking about her loss of virginity.
With album sales continuing to wane in recent months (her greatest hits album sold only 1 million copies) Spears has finally taken a much larger step toward winning the slut battle – she got pregnant.
A spokesperson for the diva said, "She wanted to take the final step in proving that she's 'not that innocent' and has been banged many a time."
Britney has stated that her next career move will be to start a clothing line which will produce crotchless pants in maternity sizes.
Although Britney appears to be ahead in the battle of the sluts right now, there is speculation that Aguilera plans to get pregnant without knowing which of her eighteen boyfriends is the father.
Britney Takes Image To New Level, Gets Pregnant 