Prince Of Nepal Steps On Bush's Foot At Pope's Funeral, US Bombs Nepal
By Lee Camp
NEPAL – The US took strong military action against Nepal on Saturday much to the surprise of the rest of the world.
When asked for the reasoning behind the attack, President Bush stated that the Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Nepal, Paras Bir Bikram Shah Dev, stepped on his foot at the Pope's funeral on Friday.
Despite pronouncing the Prince's name as "Parrot Bar Biker Ham Sheriff," Bush was clear about his anger toward the Nepalese government.
When asked if decimating the capital of Nepal might have been overreacting, Bush argued, "Parrot Bar Biker clearly stepped on my heel. It was no accident, and I now have a blister thanks to him."
"The UN cannot speak intelligently on this matter because they are not experiencing the blister that I am. We need to stand strong in the face of adversity! We cannot allow evil to run rampant in this global world. We have freed the Nepalese from the heel-stepping horrors of Parrot Biker's tyranny! Don't misunderestimation me!"
