Issue 42, Mon April 18th 2005
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Britney Spears Pregnant With Child Star
By Alan Lord


Britney Spears has finally realized that you can't hide a growing waistline forever and has at last admitted that she is pregnant.

An early ultrasound could not determine the baby’s sex with accuracy, but clearly identified a tiny wireless microphone growing next to its mouth.

The uncontrollable spasms coming from Britney’s tummy, seen by a number of observers over the last few days, are now thought by experts to be nothing more than the exaggerated choreographic moves the foetus is preparing for it’s birthday special.


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