Britney Spears Pregnant With Child Star
By Alan Lord
Britney Spears has finally realized that you can't hide a growing waistline forever and has at last admitted that she is pregnant.
An early ultrasound could not determine the babys sex with accuracy, but clearly identified a tiny wireless microphone growing next to its mouth.
The uncontrollable spasms coming from Britneys tummy, seen by a number of observers over the last few days, are now thought by experts to be nothing more than the exaggerated choreographic moves the foetus is preparing for its birthday special.