Santa Barbara County courthouse Tuesday,April 12, 2005
A collective gasp of horror rocked the courtroom today as a lone boy of 10 came forth to declare he had never been molested by Michael Jackson.
Reeling from the shocking revelation, tabloid and Entertainment reporters were forced to cover the Pope’s funeral for 24 hours whilst collectively deciding how to react to the revelation.
Sources close to Jackson told BIGfib yesterday the boy’s statement was “Unlikely to be true,” as the child had “never met the singer.”
In the end the media as a whole decided to ignore the statement.
“We don’t want to confuse our viewers with unbelievable and unlikely revelations such as these,” Fox news reporter Jay Jandal said.
Santa Barbara County courthouse Tuesday,April 12, 2005 