Bush Nominates Guy Wearing 'F**k the UN!' Tee Shirt to Head UN
By Lee Camp
WASHINGTON DC – Few are surprised by President Bush's choice
Wednesday to nominate that guy wearing the "F**k the UN!" tee shirt to head the United Nations. Many however believe that the tee shirt guy may harbor a dislike of the UN and a distrust of its policies.
The Bush Administration however insisted in a written statement that the "F**k the UN" guy would be a big step forward for the United Nations.
Bush said, "I know this guy. I know his beliefs. And don't misunderstand me: This guy will work harder than anyone else in order to f**k the UN. You have my word on that."
This is not the first international nomination by Bush to be criticized heavily. He also nominated Ken Lay of Enron to head the World Bank, which Lay turned down because of conflicts with court dates. Furthermore, Bush tried to nominate a guy wearing a "This Scud's For You!" tee shirt for the Nobel Peace Prize and the guy who invented smokeable heroin for the Nobel Prize in Science.
Bush Nominates Guy Wearing 'F**k the UN!' Tee Shirt to Head UN