American Idol Recount Declares Bush Winner,
Just Like Every Recount By Lee Camp
LOS ANGELES, CA – Wednesday night there was an error in the vote counting for the popular television show American Idol.
In order to remedy the problem, FOX held another round in which the same performers got a second chance and a recount of the vote. In a surprise twist, President Bush won the recount despite not even competing.
The result has many people questioning why President Bush wins every recount whether it be a Presidential election or a television contest between teenage singers.
The President addressed the American people Friday insisting it was a fair vote and that he is honored to make it to the next round of "American Idol" where he plans to sing the popular Outkast song "Bombs Over Baghdad."
