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 Bush Saved By Pea-Sized Brain
By Lee Camp
CRAWFORD, TX – The President was shot eight times in the head with arrows Thursday by disgruntled state employee Robert Benson. Benson somehow snuck past security at 2am at the President’s ranch in Texas.
Though eight arrows from Benson’s crossbow punctured the President’s head, it appears he will make a full recovery thanks to his pea-sized brain.
One of his doctors described the incident as “similar to firing bullets into a large theater with an orange onstage. It’s highly unlikely the bullets will hit the orange.”
Due to his incredibly tiny brain, Bush is nearly impervious to such attacks. The crazed archer also shot Dick Cheney who was at the ranch for a meeting.
Two arrows hit Cheney in the chest, yet both struck his new solid steel heart, which remained unscathed.
Cheney’s doctor said, “Yeah, that heart is hard as rock and cold as ice. Ain't nothin' getting through there, Not arrows, not sympathy, nothing.”
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