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Bill Gates Awarded KNBE, King Nerd of the British Empire
 By Alan Lord
Bill Gates has been awarded the title KNBE, or King Nerd of the British Empire, for his contribution to rapacious free enterprise, temp employment, e-ducation, unreliable operating systems, constant system updates, unexpected system reboots, and the huge resulting growth of the “Nerd” economy in the U.K as people battle to keep their IT infrastructure up and running.
Once installed, Bill Gates will need to download weekly updates of his KNBE , updates which will slowly decrease his speed, reliability, and general performance until he becomes completely unbearable and has to be replaced by a newer model.
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