Bush Dismisses Audio Tapes As Part of Three Month Cocaine Binge By Lee Camp
WASHINGTON – President Bush's former friend and confidante Doug Wead released audio tapes Monday containing frank thoughts by the President before his 2000 Presidential Campaign.
On them he discusses such issues as gay marriage and questions about his prior drug use.
When told the tapes had been released, Bush said in a written statement, "Those tapes do not reflect my true views. In fact, the tapes are faked, unless you discover that they're authentic, in which case they were probably recorded when I was whacked out on cocaine.
How can you believe anything a coke addict says?? For God's sake, I don't even remember the 1990's!”
When asked if he remembered the Gulf War which took place under his father’s command during the nineties, Bush junior told BIGfib, “Hell no! We were six months into this war in Iraq before dad told me he'd already done it once. Boy, do I wish I'd known!" What do you think?? Tell us your views here!
