Issue 39, Fri Feb 25th 2005
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Despite Israeli Pull-Out, West Bank Still Gets Pregnant
By Lee Camp

WEST BANK, ISRAEL – At Ariel Sharon's request, all Israeli settlers pulled out of the West Bank Friday.

This did not stop the West Bank from getting pregnant with twins.
Fertilization expert Dr. Veronica Makris says pulling out is the least reliable birth control method, ranking just behind yelling at the sperm.

Unfortunately, an ultrasound on Monday showed that the Palestinian fetus blew up both itself and the Israeli fetus after an intense struggle for womb space.


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