World Terror As Pope Revealed to Be Suffering
From New Strain of Killer Flu Virus
By Lolo Laroche
Following the announcement of a new “untreatable” strain of HIV “found” in a New York man last week, doctors yesterday announced that the Pope may be suffering from a “new, untreatable,” strain of the flu virus.
Asked by BIGfib’s Lolo Laroche what the evidence for the new deadly flu virus was, top virologist Dr. David Ho at Rockefeller University said, “absolutely none.”
“But that didn’t stop us with the HIV story.”
When Lolo asked professor Ho if the difficulties encountered treating the pope mightn’t be linked to his advanced age, and the fact that he has been virtually dead of old age for a decade, rather than a particular strain of virus Ho said, “Absolutely not. This is almost certainly a new strain of killer virus that everyone should be terrified of.”
“Hell, the difficulties treating the guy in New York may have been connected with the fact that he’s a Crystal Meth junky, but does anyone care? No.”
“We are appealing to the Center for Disease control for an immediate and huge increase in funding.”
In the meantime, Ho suggests that until a treatment is found the only way to avoid transmission is for all at-risk categories to avoid all types of Catholic behavior.”
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