Ringo Starr &Janet Jackson's Breast Snubbed By Super Bowl
By Lee Camp LIVERPOOL – Tuesday, Ringo Starr released a joint statement with Janet Jackson's right breast stating that they both were insulted by the NFL's failure to include them in the Super Bowl XXXIX halftime show.
The show, which consisted of Paul McCartney alone playing classic Beatles songs featured neither Janet's chest nor Ringo Star and clearly the snub did not go unnoticed by either.
In the statement Ringo said, "I just think it makes sense to have as many Beatles at possible on the show. I hate this! There are only two remaining Beatles, and still everyone ignores me. I heard they invited John Lennon's corpse, only he couldn’t attend!"
On a similar note, Janet's breast said, "How dare they leave me out. Did you see the reaction I got last year?? Could you imagine the reaction if at the end of 'Hey Jude,' Sir Paul had yanked open his shirt while I did a little solo number? It would have been magic!"
