Write-In Candidate ‘Yankee Go Home’ Wins Iraq Election
By Lee Camp
BAGHDAD – With the Iraq election results now official, it appears that the surprise write-in candidate " Yankee Go Home " won a decisive victory.
This shocked even most political analysts because " Yankee Go Home " neither campaigned nor advertised.
One Iraqi man who said he voted for " Yankee Go Home " had this to say about the new democratic Iraq. "I love democracy! I love that we are free to tell America to get the mother ass out of our country! God bless freedom of speech!
Americans go to hell!"
Other write-in candidates who did well in the election and soon will begin their term in the new Iraqi parliament were "Die Americans," Bush Is Pig," "Send Help," "Democracy Blew Up My House, and "I'm Very Hungry."
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