Issue 38, Mon Feb 14th 2005
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Remaining Democrats Show Solidarity By Eating Lunch Together At Kiddy Table
Friday congressional Democrats ate lunch together in a show of solidarity. In the November elections, Republicans added to their majority in both the House and the Senate, but Democrats say they have no intention of rolling over and surrendering. >>>


Blair Gets Specific On UK Election Campaign Begins
Tony Blair triggered a three and a half month election campaign yesterday by unveiling Labour's six key election pledges on a six-city helicopter tour of England.
The early unveiling of the pledges is designed to persuade a disengaged electorate that the coming campaign represents an important choice between Labour and the Conservatives. >>>

Royal Wedding: William And Harry To Wed
Prince Charles' sons William and Harry are so delighted at the news that their father will be marrying Camilla Parker Bowles, they’ll also be getting married to each other, a spokesperson for the heir to the throne of England said yesterday. >>>


Democrats Fight Back With Farts
Not much has been said about the Democrats since President Bush was reelected.
With Republicans holding a majority of the seats in the Senate and the House as well as the Presidency, many wonder if the Democrats are helpless to stop the Republican-run government.
Recently democrats have launched a new fight-back strategy: Farting.
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Ringo Starr and Janet Jackson's Breast Snubbed By Super Bowl
Tuesday, Ringo Starr released a joint statement with Janet Jackson's right breast stating that they both were insulted by the NFL's failure to include them in the Super Bowl XXXIX halftime show.
The show, which consisted of Paul McCartney alone playing classic Beatles songs featured neither Janet's chest nor Ringo Star and clearly the snub did not go unnoticed by either.
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US Voting Machines Make Democrats Disappear — New Claim
In September, 2003, an organization called BlackBoxVoting.org was hit with a lawsuit by Diebold Inc, manufacturer of the controversial Florida voting machines.
Black Box Voting had published leaked e-mails written by Diebold programmers and executives revealing how easy it was to change vote results by achieving remote access into the Diebold central vote tabulator.
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Victory For Islam Is Victory For The World - Bush

The Islamic Shia Muslims’ electoral victory in Iraq, is a victory for the world, George W. Bush said last night.
The Shia Muslims sealed their historic political ascendancy last night winning just under half of the votes in the country's landmark multi-party elections, giving the long-oppressed Islamic majority its first taste of power in decades.
Final results from the January 30 ballot released yesterday showed the Shias won more than 4 million votes, or about 48% of those cast.

George W. Bush commended the result, saying, "For too long, Iraq has been a secular God-ignoring state. The brave lives of American soldiers have been given to enable the Iraqis to choose their own government, and it looks like they have chosen an Islamic state.
America congratulates them today on restoring God to his rightful position in that country's political system.

Asked by BIGfib's Llolo Laroche if an Islamic government in Iraq was really in America's interests, Bush said "Sure."
"You know, they call him Allah over there," he explained, "but that's just their word for God. They have a lot of different words in Arabic, for instance for Americans they say Infidels. Languages can be funsome like that."


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