Tsunami Survivors Buried Under Flood Of Meaningless News By Lee Camp
LOS ANGELES, CA — Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced through their publicists that they have officially separated after almost five years of marriage.
This came only days after Aniston was seen getting off a plane with tears in her eyes.
Many have speculated that the relationship was coming to end citing the fact that the couple has rarely been seen together smiling and that Pitt has been recently spotted spending time with Angelina Jolie.
Although both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston continue to wear their wedding bands, friends of the couple tell us there is little hope of a reconciliation.
Oh yeah, the death toll in Southeast Asia may reach 250,000. Blah blah blah the survivors desperately need more food and medical supplies blah blah blah.
