#34, Best of 2004 Special.

Hi Everyone.

Well, we're nearly at the end of the year, and what a fabulous year it's been.
From Janet Jackson's breasts, to killer plagues, invasions and terror alerts. From evil war-mongering dictators, some being deposed and some being "democratically" re-elected. My what fun we've had.

The BIGfib team have covered every event, in stunning detail and with amazing objectivity... producing the fabulous 24 issues that you have received this year.

And for our troubles, those wonderful people at Google have made us RICH! Yes, the google ads on these pages have generated a stunning 103 dollars in revenu over the year. Yep, they're so dull no one even clicks on them anymore.

Add to this the donations that a few of you have generously made and we have a fabulous yearly total of 114 dollars, about 50c an hour.
We know the ads are dull and you don't actually need a surgical truss from truss corp today... We know that donating is a drag and that times are hard... But in this period of peace and goodwill, please give a thought to those who write all this shit... If you want to see BIGfib continue, please think about supporting BIGfib in one way or the another...
You can donate by clicking here, and the clickable ads are right at the top ^ and on the right >.

But whether you do, or whether you don't, above all, may 2005 be a better year.
A little less death, a little less terror would do us all good, don't you think?
The BIGfib team. xx

PS. To end the year, why not have a really good laugh...
Check out comic Lee Camp here. Click on "watch movie". Had us creased up anyway.

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 MARCH
Naked News launches Iranian Edition.
Naked news, the US 24 hour news channel hosted by strippers announced yesterday the launch of and Islam compatible version which it intends to beam into Iraq and Iran via satellite. >>>

Welsh Windows never crashes.
Microsoft yesterday admitted that the rumour circulating on bulletin boards: that the company’s Welsh version of Windows, never crashes, is true. >>>.
 APRIL
 MAY
Blair Discovers 3rd Gear
 JUNE
 JULY
 AUGUST
New UK citizens to face tuffer English test
English tests Tuffer than wot woz expected four new immigwants wiwl be introduced, it woz disclowsed yesterday. >>>

Kylie's Sunday Feast
“Obviously with my public performances I’m on a pretty serious diet most of the time. >>>.

Bush Plan "A Result" - Bin Laden
In yet another grainy broadcast video, Osama Bin Laden, yesterday gave the thumbs up to George W. Bush’s latest plan to send Saudi Muslim troops to Iraq. >>>
Jeb Bush says God pissed with Florida
 SEPTEMBER

Kerry Eats Babies - Claim
A series of T.V advertisements run on independent networks in swing states by a group calling itself, “Unbiased citizens for a different Truth” is seriously compromising John Kerry’s chances of winning the Whitehouse in November.>>>

 OCTOBER
 NOVEMBER
Kerry is a flip flop Bush insists
George W. Bush, President of the world's richest nation, yesterday denied charges by Senator John Kerry that he has lost his grasp of reality and insisted that his adversary really is a flip-flop.>>>

Surge in Voters Worries Election Officials
A huge last minute surge in electoral registrations has senior officials severely behind shedule and worried, especially in swing states such as Ohio and Florida, it appeared yesterday. >>>

10 Good Reasons to Vote For Bush.
Always independent, always objective and truthful, BIGfib isn’t in the habit of telling it’s readers which way to vote, but this once, we’ve made an exception. >>>
America fails IQ test
 NOVEMBER
 DECEMBER
Exodus of US Gay Population Expected
Following yesterdays US election, Europe is bracing itself for a pink exodus from over the Atlantic. >>>


World asks Democrats to wear badges
World leaders have asked Democrat voters not to throw away their Kerry / Edwards badges in order to avoid the massive discrimination expected against all US citizens worldwide.>>>




 DECEMBER
Blair Happy To Host Pentagon Death Star
The latest international treaty to fall victim to the post-election frenzy is the 1967 treaty banning weapons from space. US President George W. Bush says "all options are on the table" for making sure rogue nations stay in line, including a planned “Death Star” to be placed in permanent orbit around the Earth before the end of his term.>>>

Root Of Bush Aggression Found, World Headed For Peace
The root of the Bush administration’s aggressive foreign and domestic policies was discovered yesterday when amongst a spate of resignations surrounding the US president Whitehouse Medic, Ivor N. Obrain resigned.>>>