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Root Of Bush Aggression Found, World Headed For Peace
 The root of the Bush administration’s aggressive foreign and domestic policies was discovered yesterday when amongst a spate of resignations surrounding the US president Whitehouse Medic, Ivor N. Obrain resigned.
His replacement took less than an hour to discover that the president had mistakenly been supplied with Testosterone patches instead of Nicotine.
The president, though never having been a cigarette smoker, did for many years indulge a 20 joint-a-day drug regime, and while the marijuana in the joints had no harmful effects on the his health, the tobacco contained within was sufficient to create a serious level of nicotine addiction, requiring regular use of patches ever since.
“We don’t know how long this had been going on,” the new medic, Patrick Eace MD told BIGfib, but we swapped them over this morning and the President is already feeling a lot calmer.
President Bush’s first appearance is scheduled for tomorrow morning when he is expected to announce the withdrawal of troops from Iraq and the creation of a French style welfare state to help the poor.
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