Mass resignations throughout the USA followed George Bush’s appeal on ABC news last night that “Anyone else who doesn’t like me should resign now.”
Havoc reigned this morning throughout corporate USA with stores lacking checkout staff, trains lacking drivers and an almost total absence of teachers throughout America’s schools.
The only sectors unaffected by the walkouts seemed to be the Defense, Tobacco and Oil industries, with Lockheed Martin, Exxon Mobile, and Phillip Morris announcing 100% turnout. “It seems everyone here likes him.” A Lockheed Martin spokesman commented.
The chaos caused the Whitehouse to issue an urgent corrective pointing out that what the president meant to say was “Anyone else in the Whitehouse who doesn’t like me should resign now.”
The communiqué was read by President Bush himself as it appeared that the entire Whitehouse staff had for some reason failed to turn up for work.
Mass resignations throughout the USA followed George Bush’s appeal on ABC news last night that “Anyone else who doesn’t like me should resign now.”