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Blair Happy To Host Pentagon Death-Star
By Alan Lord and Lolo Laroche
The latest international treaty to fall victim to the post-election frenzy is the 1967 treaty banning weapons from space. US President George W. Bush says "all options are on the table" for making sure rogue nations stay in line, including a planned “Death Star” to be placed in permanent orbit around the Earth before the end of his term.
Further precisions by the President were rendered inaudible due to heavy breathing in his Darth Vader mask, however a tired Tony Blair returning from a Trans Atlantic trip told BIGfib's Lolo Laroche that he thinks a death star, which would threaten anyone who doesn't agree with America with the death of all life on earth, is a "Jolly God Idea, sorry, Jolly Good Idea."
"If it turns out that it needs to be put somewhere on Earth," he added. "I think we, the British Poodle, I mean people, would be most happy to hoar it. I mean house it."
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