Exodus of US Gay Population Expected, Europeans Happy.
Following yesterdays US election, Europe is bracing itself for a pink exodus from over the Atlantic.
It turns out that the motivating factor for an estimated 20 million Evangelical Christian voters was the presence on the ballot of a simultaneous vote to ban Gay marriage.
It is expected that over 15 million gay US citizens will emigrate to Europe over the next few years, Steven Pink an analyst with BigBoy data told BIGfib.
"As long as they all look like the guys in queer as folk I can't see anyone complaining."
Asked whether the US would miss an estimated 15 million creative wealthy citizens, Bush aide Dick Cheney told BIGfib, "Nah, they may be good at interior decorating and accessorizing but I think America can do without them. Plus, we're expecting a reverse flow of at least 17 million red-neck wood-chopping Evangelical Christian bigots from around the world to replace them."
European leaders seemed generally happy with the swap.
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