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Sex Parties "wholly compatible" with Conservative Party philosophy.
Doggie Smith, the co-ordinator of Conservatives for Change (Cchange),
The influential Tory think tank told BIGfib that the mass orgies he was
recently revealed as organising under the name "Fever Parties"
were "Wholly compatible with Conservative party philosophy.”
"I really can't see what all the fuss about..." Smith told reporters.
"The Conservative party has always had exactly the same program
as Fever... Screw everyone."
But Anne Widdecombe, MP for Maidstone and The Weald told BIGfib that Smith has ‘Missed the issue ‘.
« The issue is that Doggie is very tight-fisted with his invitations… The Conservative party may be for screwing everyone but some of us have been feeling rather left out lately… »
Widdecombe has however revealed exclusively to BIGfib that the party chairman Iain Duncan Smith is currently in negotiations with Doggie Smith to fusion the Conservative party conference with the annual Fever party.
« If we can manage it, it will certainly get membership up. » Widdecombe said.
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