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Most Surfers already too big for their partners - Study.
 A study released today shows that most net surfers penises are already too big for their partners.
The problem, a result of the ever increasing number of "Penis Enlargement, Click here" adverts is particularly serious in countries where Internet penetration is the most widespread and where the English tongue used by the spammers is widely spoken.
According to sociologist Hoonz Blardehardar from the Stockholm institute for sex studies, Finland, Denmark and white-collar workers in the US have been heavily hit.
"The problem is that people don't realise that the active agent in the enlargement process is a biochemical intercellular reaction caused by a psychosomatic feedback mechanism in the brain.”
In other words, the enlargement happens during the act of clicking.
“Many users are thinking they will see a web site selling a product once they are clicking.” Blardehardar explained.
“Some are then clicking and clicking and clicking over and over again... The result may only become visible during erection many hours later and for some it's a terrible surprise.”
Bardehardar has been working with Millimail technologies, one of the principle spammers to come up with a solution for the marital anguish that may result.
"We lost quite a few months at Millimail trying to develop a Penis Shrinkage, click here" ad but it has so far proved to be technically impossible." Millimail development manager Steven Span told BIGfib.
"We have, however managed to come up with "Vaginal enlargement, click here" and an "Anal enlargement click here" ads which in beta phase tests have been working well. Oral enlargement, lick here seems possible too.”
“People can expect to see these popping up in their mailboxes over the next month or so... But we’ve learnt our lesson… we’ll be adding warnings to these new generation messages only to click once..."
See also : HIV - New Internet virus unstoppable.
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