Reasons to Vote Bush #8: Daily Terror Alerts.
Can anyone remember life before the daily Terror Alerts? Can anyone remember when the weather forcast was followed by nothing but pollution levels?
Remember how dull it was, leaving the house for work without your daily dose of terror?
“Maximum Temperatures will be in the 70’s and the Terror Alert is Orange.”
Really gives a buzz to your day doesn’t it?
Well under the Democrats Terror Alerts might be a thing of the past, or at best they could be permanently green.
Anyone will tell you, Orange is a much nice color than Blue and "High" is much more upbeat than "low".
See also: US cuts troops in Korea; Iraq bigger threat
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