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Issue 29, Thursday Oct 28th 2004
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Reasons to Vote for Bush #2: Make The World Even Safer

The world is a safer place since George W. Bush came to power. Anyone can see that.
Sure there was 9/11, and this did happen on George W. Bush’s watch, but remember there were terrorist threats during the Clinton administration too.
Remember the foiled bomb attack on the World trade center?

It’s clear that the fact that the terrorists got through on 9/11 can have NOTHING to do with George W. Bush. It’s probably actually Clinton’s fault if you look hard enough.
Sure, there have been wars under George W. Bush, one in Afghanistan, one in Iraq. But these aren’t old fashioned unfair wars like Vietnam which made people hate America. These are a new breed of surgical, precision wars that produce no visible dead, and make the world a much safer place.

Plus, in these new wars God is on our side. We know this because George W. Bush is God’s messenger. He told us this himself, so how can we lose?
And if God is on George W. Bush’s side, who is on John Kerry’s… Ask yourself that!
If you vote for Kerry America will go back to the old ways of talking about the world’s problems instead of firing missiles at them. It’s slow, it’s dull and it makes for lousy T.V. Do you really want that?

See also: Economy Booming is Good News For Bush


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