Issue 29, Thursday Oct 28th 2004
 ELECTION 2004
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Reasons to Vote Bush #10: Carry On Hating The French

Under Bush things remain clear. Tony Blair is our ally. The rest of the world is our enemy, especially the French. It’s easy to grasp and choosing holiday destinations is much, much easier.

Under the Democrats things would change. The 130 countries who opposed the US invasion of Iraq could become our allies in delivering peace in the Middle East! Ugh. And our friend Tony Blair who is a great mate of George W. Bush would be highly embarrassed and would go red every time he had to face President Kerry. Poor Tony!

Imagine trying to think of countries like France as Friends.
Imagine seeing the President of the USA talking to President Chirac!
Imagine US soldiers policing Iraq next to French soldiers, breathing in their garlic breath? Are you sure that’s the kind of world you want?


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