Reasons to Vote Bush #9: George W. Is Better Looking
It’s clear that George. W. Bush Is better looking than John Kerry, especially once he’s had his makeup done.
He doesn’t look bad even now, but when he was younger Bush was positively sexy, and the media will make sure that you see frequent pictures of the younger sexier Bush.
Do you really want someone who has wounds from Vietnam representing you to the world? Yuck.
