Issue 27, Tuesday Sept 21st 2004
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Kerry Unclear on Policies, Americans say.

Polls show that Senator John Kerry has clearly failed to explain Americans what his vision for the country is.

Despite fair and equal media coverage analysts says that polls showing that over 70% of the population know nothing about Kerry other than that he eats babies.
“Kerry is failing to explain himself, and many think that it’s because he’s just too busy eating babies to formulate policy.” An analyst for REPUBPOLL, a Republican poll analysing organisation told BIGfib.

In the interests of fair and equal coverage, BIGfib asked John Kerry just why he was spending so much time talking about the baby eating allegations rather than the other election issues.

During his written reply of thirteen pages, mainly concentrating on Democrat strategy for Iraq and the economy, which unfortunately we don’t have the space to print here, Senator Kerry stated that the accusations of cannibalism is the Kerry family are “untrue.”

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