UK Home Secretary Sides Against Evil In Animal Rights Debate
The UK home secretary yesterday put his government clearly on the side of Good by promising to legislate to protect companies
and individuals in the UK performing vivisection.
“The evil animal rights activists dreadful actions must be punished” he told a BBC audience, “Harassing poor innocent individuals by the sending of emails or rude phone calls just because they happen to have jobs that involve clamping Monkeys into electric chairs and cutting the top off their scalps without anesthetic cannot be tolerated in a free and just society.”
“Human rights are at stake here, the right to punch beagles, give electric shocks to cats and dogs, and the right to drip acid into rabbits eyes so that new face creams can be put on the market.”
“If, in order to protect fragile minorities such as GlaxoSmithKlein, we have to curtail the basic human rights of certain evil individuals, even if this means removing their freedom to demonstrate or their freedom to complain, then so be it.”
See also : Glaxo-Smith-Kline-Beecham becomes “GSK”, Chairman’s pay deal refused.
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