Issue 25, Friday July 30th 2004
 ELECTION 2004
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Bush Promises More Of The Same If Re-Elected

The Bush administration has clearly now chosen its election strategy.
After hesitating for some time between saying that things will be different or emphasising continuity the Republicans have clearly chose to fight the 2004 presidentials on the grounds of continuity.

Political commentator Ivan Agenda told BIGfib, “the Bush advisors have finally realised that their main advantage over the Democrats is being able to point to all of the wonderful things that they have done so far and convincingly claim that they will continue to do more.”
“The Democrats can say what they like, but John Kerry has never been President. He will never be the known quantity that George W. Bush is.”

Interviewed by journalists between rounds of golf the outgoing President confirmed the new strategy.
“Read my lips.” He told journalists.
“I ain’t finished here, not yet. There’s a lot more to do, much more of the same.”
Pressed on the details the President promised voters :

- More Wars, potentially in Iraq and Syria.
- More fear, with increased raising and lowering of security levels.
- More dead Americans returning in body bags.
- More human rights abuses of prisoners of war.
- More new arms programs.
- More job losses thoughout the US.
- More cuts in civil liberties.
- More terrorist attacks on US soil.
- More spending and more tax cuts for the rich leading to a bigger deficit.

See also : US Consortium to Build Nuclear Al-Quaida Targets



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