Issue 24, Friday July 8th 2004
King Bush II to judge Guantánamo prisoners

In response to last week's sweeping supreme court verdict which entitled Guantánamo bay prisoners to challenge their detentions in US courts, senior justice department officials told reporters yesterday that the Pentagon will establish a “special” US court to review the detention of each of the 595 prisoners.
"We intend to respect the Supreme Court ruling to the letter."

A representative told BIGfib, “We’re going to create a special court and to avoid any further appeals, the judge will be the highest authority in the land. Our Illustrious leader, King Bush II.
Sweeping aside claims that prisoners should have access to defense lawyers and trial by Jury, he continued, “No-one can doubt the fairness or honesty of our great leader King George II. He alone is connected to the Astral powers and only He can Know who is Guilty and who is not.” “He will consult directly with the Otherly Worlds and announce The Truth. There is no-need for mere mortals to interfere with this process.”
Guantánamo bay prisoners were said to be “reassured” by the decision.

See also : Bush says Iraq "acorn of change"


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