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Pentagon recruits Bush relationship Guru to help in Iraq
 Baffled by Iraqi opposition to the US administration in Iraq, and more recently to US prison practices, the Pentagon yesterday confirmed the appointment of Steven Ado as strategic consultant.
Annoucing the move, Donald Rumsfeld told journalists, “We hope that Steven will be able to bring some light to just what it is about how we’re presenting ourselves that is upsetting the Iraqi people so much, because franckly, all this fuss about sexual abuse has left us baffled.”
When heckled by a journalist that perhaps the systematic torture and sexual humiliation of Iraqi prisoners was in part responsible for the negative view Iraqis have of the coalition forces, Rumsfeld said that this was “exactly” where Steven could help.
“The Bush couple went through a sticky patch when Laura started attaching electrodes to George’s nipples, wearing a hood and walking him around on a leash. Since they went through Steven Ados sexual liberation program George W has let loose and he’s loving it.
Steven Ados is maybe the only guy that understands why some people react so badly to this stuff... His program helped the Bush family, we’re hoping he can put together a similar program for the Iraqi people.”
The fruits of the Ados consultation were already visible yesterday afternoon when George and Laura Bush appeared on Arab TV, clearly hooded.
Media specialists said that this is a clear attempt to normalise the hooding behaviour of US troops on prisoners in Iraq.
An anonymous source close to the President however told BIGfib, "I don't think that this will be enough to calm people down. I think we can expect to see Laura walking George on a leash in Public within days."
See also : Al-Quaida warning not specific enough - Bush
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