Issue 19, Wednesday April 28th 2004
 BEAUTY
Estee Lauder skin cream works; ultimate proof.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Estee Lauder, who took a family recipe for skin cream and turned them into a cosmetics empire, died on Saturday at her home in Manhattan.

A spokeswoman for the company that bears her name said that the dead Estee Lauder was ultimate proof of the efficiency of the company’s products.
Sally Marketrule told BIGfib that though 97 and dead, Estee Lauder still looked “Surprisingly young.”



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