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69% of UK Voters say Blair is a Liar, 56% Say they will vote for him.
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The US and its Allies may need a new country to Bomb if Al-Quaida turns out to be responsible for the latest terrorist attacks in Spain.

Political and military analysts were yesterday poring over their maps in attempts to predict which unrelated country will be bombed if the horrific terrorist attacks in Spain yesterday turn out to be the work of Al-Quaida.

Pointing out that the Al-Quaida attacks orchestrated by Saudi citizen Osama Bin Laden resulted in the bombing of Afghanistan and Iraq, US analyst Steven Niper told BIGfib that Spain would “almost certainly” have the full support of the US if it decided to wipe out Iran or Syria in response to the latest terrorist attacks.

“There are many in the US who believe that we should take out Iran and Syria even if the authors turn out to be the Basque separatist group ETA.” He said.