Issue 15, Thursday February 26th 2004  
Bush-Blair Marriage failure blamed for constitutional reform

Political analysts were this week claming to reveal the real reason for Bush’s sudden conversion to the anti gay marriage agenda.

Many who read of President Bush’s own gay marriage to UK premier Tony Blair (see here) were shocked and surprised to hear of the president’s change of view, however this, the analysts claim, is only because people are ignorant of the fact that the Bush-Blair marriage has been failing for some time.

“In a nutshell George W is looking for an easy way out of this relationship wth Blair. Blair's asking for all kinds of stuff, released prisoners, Iraq contracts, it’s drivng George wild. It’s a classic case of love-affair turned sour, and George wants divorce.” Analyst Oprah Winfrey told BIGfib.
“The problem of course if that a divorce would be a hugely expensive affair for the US president. He has, it is claimed, stashed millions away in bribes linked to the attribution of Iraq reconstruction contracts and there’s no way he want to share half of this with Tony.”
“The easiest solution is to change the US constitution thus annulling the marriage between Tony and himself. If they never were married he owes Tony nothing.”

See also : Bush/Blair wedding rumour


<<< back

SEND THIS PAGE TO A FRIEND
Friend's E-mail :
Your email :
Neither email address will be stored or used for any other purpose.