Americans warned against “Outside World”
The State Department Wednesday urged Americans to defer travel to the region known as the "Outside World"
"The U.S. government continues to receive indications of terrorist threats aimed at American and Western interests, including the targeting of transportation and civil aviation," the travel warning says. >>>.

Labour isn't working, again
The Tory party yesterday revealed it’s advertising campaign for the next general election, the now famous “Labour isn’t working” poster already used in the 1979 general election campaign. >>>.


Saddam goes to Mars in Sweet Deal
Confectionary giant Mars announced today that following the widely broadcast pictures of their product in Saddam’s last hiding place, they would be honouring their agreement to pay the former dictator $1 billion in product placement fees. >>>

Blair Claims "massive evidence of huge system of clandestine laboratories".
Tony Blair today claimed that evidence found in Saddam Hussein’s hole represented "massive evidence of a huge system of clandestine laboratories".
“Anyone doubting the existence of Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction should take their courage in hand and eat some of the sunstances found in Saddam’s lair.” he told reporters. >>>

After a two year 100 billion dollar search, US forces this week finally located Santa’s headquarters.
“Ever since we received intelligence reports of plans by the evil-doers to attack Santa we said we would find him and save his skin.” George W. Bush told reporters, “And that’s exactly what we have done.”
“Disaster has been averted and little children throughout the Christian World can rest assured that Santa will be squeezing his way down the chimney this year as every other year.”
The troops arrived in the Nick of time to free Santa where the secret trap door to his top-secret HQ had been supe-glued shut allegedly by Osama Bin Laden Himself.
Emerging from the underground facility a shaken and rather grubby Santa told reporters in impeccable English, “Thank God those troops arrived… I thought I was gonna die in there… Honey, I’ve not even started shopping for this years Christmas gifts.”
Brandishing 750,000 dollars of unknown origin he was rushed to the shops singing “Ho, Ho, Here we go, No time to stop, it’s time to shop !!”