 “Don’t like yourself ?"
"Take E-flexor and be someone else !”
Wyleth this week launches a new campaign. “Don’t like being you ? Take E-flexor and be someone else !”
The advertising campaign claims that anyone who doesn’t enjoy spending time with themselves could benefit from the companies anti-depressant drug.
Stephen Pusher of Wyleth health care told BIGfib “Basically there’s no reason for anyone to feel miserable about anything anymore… What we’re saying is very simple and very positive: Hey, you don’t you ? You can't live with yourself anymore ? Take E-flexor or 'E' as we in the trade like to call it, and fix it ! Hell you’ll be glad you did. Hell ! So will our shareholders !”
Take the E-flexor questionnaire below and see whether you need Wyleth’s drugs.
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The most common side effects with E-flexor are dick shrinkage, rabbit ears, hairy tongue syndrome, unexpected screams and rages, murder, hysteria, alcoholism and manic-4am floor scrubbing syndrome.
Other less important side effects include nausea, vomiting, dizziness ,palpitations, headache, involuntary ejaculation, increased heart rate, increased blood pressure, psychosis and death.
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