Special "Burning Bush" Issue, Monday November 24th 2003
Reporter who could have killed Bush to be court-marshaled
The Daily Mirror reporter Ryan Parry who by providing bogus references was able to infiltrate Buckingham Palace during the US presidential visit and serve breakfast to the US team, and who claimed on Wednesday that he could easily have killed George Bush is to be court-marshaled it was announced today.
The man will appear before a military jury in Hygrove Barracks on November the 27th charged with Treason and Failure to act to save the Life of British Citizens.
The State claims that Ryan Parry's failure to assassinate Mr Bush when he had the opportunity will result in deaths of UK and US Military serviceman, Iraqi and Palestinian citizens and ultimately, because of global warming the extinction of all life on Earth.
