Special "Burning Bush" Issue, Monday November 24th 2003
Tories Employ Black Guy To Top Media Post
The UK Tory party yesterday dispensed with a century of racism and homophobia in a single move by appointing the parties first ever gay Black to the top job of "Party Media Chairman".
The party chairman Michael Howard told press outside Conservative party central office "This is final proof that we are not a bigoted dinasour of a party as many claim, but a modern forward looking party ready to seize the day."
"The fact that one of our top men is now this gay: Black, Guy shows just how much things have changed. Franckly we couldn't have been more radical if we had taken on a one legged lesbian."
Mr Black, Guy who is openly gay has accepted the post but refused to comment.
The UK Tory party yesterday dispensed with a century of racism and homophobia in a single move by appointing the parties first ever gay Black to the top job of "Party Media Chairman".