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Californian regret as catastrophe scenario #1 takes hold
As Lethal Inferno I gets underway in California, residents started to realise yesterday the real impact of voting in a movie star as Governor.
California filled the worlds TV screens yesterday as more than 8,000 fire-fighters tried to contain at least 10 different fires in the region.
But Dallas Jones, director of the Governor's Office for Emergency Services, said this was only the start.
 "I'm pretty sure that by the end of the year everyone will know who the governor of California is..." He told BIGfib.
"We've got a great episode coming up on Friday where Arnie, playing Jeb Jones, a fire-fighter, runs into the little house on the prairie, which is burning, and saves Laura.
"Sunday if all goes to plan we've got "Jeb" proving that he has nothing against fags by flying in in a helicopter to save George Michael who is trapped in a burning public toilet on Sunset Boulevard."
And Jeb is only one of the characters the new governor has planned, Mr Jones told BIGfib.
"If all goes according to plan, we should also be seeing Arnie as Peter Jade, FBI security agent tracking down Al Quaida agents after a major bombing campaign destroys the Golden Gate bridge and then in March, Arnie as Bill Fischer, a CIA special forces terminator kind of character who liberates California from the terrorist grip of a Swedish environmental group threatening to blow up power stations if the US doesn't ratify the Kyoto protocol on global warming."
"It's gonna be the most exciting time Californian residents have ever seen."
See also : Terminator: a whole new breed of candidate
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