A headless monster was last night rampaging through the UK houses of parliament, terrifying everyone who ran into it.
"It's really very scary..." Teresa May told BIGfib. "The Monster's running around in all directions, taking wrong turns and bumping into things... There's no telling what it might do."
Tony Blair the UK prime minister said that he had put his own staff on alert.
"We know what this monster can do... It's done some terrible terrifying things in the past, and I must say that since I heard that it was running around headless we're all a little nervous." Michael Howard agreed telling BIGfib: "Iain Duncan Smith was far from a perfect head for the Conservative party, but at least he gave us some direction... Now no one knows where we're going..."
