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Prince's Rap Tape Plea to Burrel
Since the beginning of the Burrell affair the general public has awaited with intrigue the revelation of further secrets described by Burrell himself as so "shocking" and "disgusting" that it would cause irreparable damage to the monarchy.
Rumour surrounding "The secret" has been that it concerns a sex act involving a Palace servant and a royal evidence of which is supposedly contained on a tape which Princess Diana made shortly before her death.
One tabloid newspaper even ran a story titled "William's Rape Tape Plea to Burrell" though it contained little information.
Today, exclusively BIGfib can reveal the contents of the tape. It is indeed powerful enough to destroy the image of the monarchy.
A simple typo on the part of the Sun, for this is no rape tape, but a rap tape recorded by Diana and Charles with the US rap artists The Beastie Boys shortly before her death.
On the tape Diana and Charles rap:
Diana: Because I Grab The man And I Pick him Up
Diana: And Then I finger him good And Then I Turn I’m round
Charles: Then she turns me round, and she makes that Sound
Charles: And Then You Know I'm Gonna Get Down And
Charles: Eat A Royal Snack And Take Royal Nap
Diana: Cos enough of tears, over the years
Diana: The new Royals send out To The Funky Inspirations
Diana: And it's Charles On Drums With some Royal Relations
Charles: And, I'm Working On Rhymes, it's Coming Line By Line
Charles: Trying To Say What’s in this Heart of Mine
Charles: I've Got A Feeling Coming On, I've Got To Make Some Shit
Charles: A Little Something Stupid, For The Twisted And Sick
Charles: Someone Drives Like A Maniac On The Street
Diana: Charles are you sure you've not missed a beat ?
Charles: And the car skids off in the darkened depths
Charles: And a voice cries out just before the deaths...
Music stops.
Diana : Charles Darling ?
Charles : "Sorry, I erh, don't know what came over me sweetest."
See also : Burrel announces loving tribute to Diana
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